Tuesday, January 07, 2003

The word fate should be taken out of the English language. I think it's a crock of shit based on the happenings or lack of happenings in my life. People who believe in fate should be euthanized!!!!

Tuesday, October 29, 2002


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Friday, October 11, 2002

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Saturday, September 28, 2002

Top 10 Events From Last Night At Spirits Hanging Out With Pat And Scarlet:
1. Playing Pool With Jeff and Mark (Scarlet and Jeff Dominated The Table)
2. Seeing Chris and Tim From Work At Spirits (Something About Singing Weezer Songs And Bonding Over Kohl's)
3. Seeing Snoop Dog At The Bar
4. Blue Motorcycles, Sex On The Beach, Amaretto Sours, And Miller Lite
5. Getting A Hug From Anthony A Spirits Regular
6. Arguing About Not Being A Regular With A Spirits Regular
7. Spanking John (AKA Fred Vegas)
8. Bonding Over Alkaline Trio
9. "Give Me A Dollar To Walk By" Umm Will A Kiss On Your Hand Be Better
10. Bonding With Ben At Denny's And Scarlet Getting Fed

Tonight is Indie Pop Dance NIght at the Blackcat...I'm so excited!!!

Wednesday, September 18, 2002

MOUSETRAP was awesome this past weekend. Scarlet, Aaron, Erin, Anna, and I got crazy on the dance floor. Scarlet, Aaron, and I kept making up funny dance moves. They played some of the best music that I have heard there...all my favorites!!! On the way home I made friends with some guy in a limo...he asked us to come party with him yet he refused to tell me why they were in the limo. I said crude some crude stuff to him because I thought that he was the only person in the limo...what else are you suppose to do in a limo other than masturbate....excuse me "do your homework"?? Last night was a weird night for reasons I will be keeping to myself. All I have to say is that work is a bitch...right Scarlet? Mike dont worry I'm not mad at you...you know I have undieing love for you! Well today I think I'm going to hang out with Vera's friend from high school, Andy. I have an interview tomorrow at Covance Lab.
PS. Saturday is my 22nd Birthday...you better said me money, sexual favors, or some other gifts...JUST KIDDING!

Wednesday, August 21, 2002

Here Are My Pick-Up Lines...
1. Hey what's your name so I can put you on my "to do" list
2. Hey do you want to bit my fur burger?
I just got home from Richmond. Teresa, Una, and I went there to drop off a dresser. Last night we went to Sweetwater, a "scenester bar" on Broad Street. When us girls are together we have the nastiest minds. I don't feel like writing anymore. I did learn some new pickup lines but I asked around and they are no good, but I still might use them. I really want to move to Richmond again...I really love it there.

Tuesday, August 13, 2002

So I didnt hang out with Teresa because we kept playing phone tag...but anyhow I'm glad I didnt because they watched "Sign" and yes I hate to admit this but I'm scared of two things in life 1. Ghosts 2. Alien Aductions (I can hear you laughing now...so you can stop) I'm disappointed I missed Sorority Life because I was talking to Teresa about middle school crushes....we always make fun of each other because of the guys we liked...I have always had a thing for white trash but she likes nerds with baby faces. We end up going back and forth....but in hind sight both of our taste in guys is pretty bad. But even with bad taste I will always remember 2 guys fighting over me in 8th grade....why doesnt that happen now.